Sunday, February 3, 2008

Crossing the border

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard.

"Salt," said the cyclist.

"Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard.

The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but salt, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.

Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but salt. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the salt bags failed to appear.

A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what is it you were smuggling?"

"Bicycles!"

4 comments:

CopingMechanism said...

lol nice.

How did you come across me blog anyways?

joker said...

I always take some time looking at blogs around. I happened to drop by yours. :)

Hope to see you more often!

Austin personal trainers said...

Good joke but I think that is a remake of an oldie.

A worker in the factory in Communist Russia leaves work every day with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. Every day the guards look to see what is under the blanket. There is nothing. After a week of this the guards ask him what he is steeling. He repliestqwrubqni, "Wheelbarrows".

joker said...

yeah, I think it's a good one. As you said, many jokes are similar and many are remade or modified. Most importantly, they keep us laughing.

Thanks for your comment and hope to see you again! :)

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