Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Asking Dr. Laura Out

A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After he determined that his friend would survive and eventually recover, he wanted to know what happened to his friend. Before he could ask, he heard his friend say "Talk dirty to Dr. Laura and she will take you out!" Wow! He thought, what an opportunity to go out with Dr. Laura, I can catch her at her book signing at the mall.

He got her latest book "Ten Thousand Stupid Things They Thought No One Could Possibly Do - And They Were Wrong", waited in the signing line and met Dr. Laura. "Let me speak softly in your ear Dr. Laura, I have something private to say to you", he said. Then he spoke so dirty, he even shocked him self. "What did you say" asked Dr. Laura, thinking she could not have heard what she thought she heard. He repeated it for her.

After a while the paramedics wheeled him into the hospital room next to his friend. He yelled to his friend, "Its your fault for me being here, you said if I talked dirty to Dr. Laura, she would give me a date".

"Oh no" said his friend "she has a double super black belt in karate. I was warning you about what happened to me. I tried to talk dirty to her and she used that karate and took me out good fashion."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT JOKE! I will read it on my radio program today! warmly, Dr. Laura Schlessinger

joker said...

Thanks Dr. Laura!

I'm speechless to have you visiting! I believe your radio listener will love it! Hope to see you here again! :)

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