20 Seminars Men MUST Attend

1. Combating Stupidity

2. You, too, can do housework

3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut

4. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")

5. Get a life -- learn to cook

6. Understanding your financial incompetence

7. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money

8. Reasons to give flowers

9. How to stay awake after sex

10. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")

11. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms

12. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency

13. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex

14. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

15. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too

16. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home

17. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")

18. Changing your underwear -- It really works

19. Techniques for calling home

20. You -- The Weaker Sex