Sunday, May 4, 2008

Stop Him from Snoring

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine" explained.

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

6 comments:

Anti-Snoring said...

funny... i guess there are a number of ways to stop someone from snoring...

StopSnoringReview said...

true anti-snoring, there are several ways to go about curing snoring, haha, great jokes!

Stop snoring said...

This one is funny. I should have applied this one on my friend who snores so loud. A new and easy way of treating people who snore.

Anonymous said...

Great post. I find the difficulties and choices made by couples in their sleeping habits to be fascinating. I’d love to read more on this topic.

Here’s a recent article I particularly enjoyed on couples’ sleeping arrangements: http://burisonthecouch.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/zzzzzzzz/

I’d love to see more like it. Thanks!

Seo said...

I heard about a doctor who treats craniofacial pain , tmj disorders , snoring and sleep & breathing disorders. His name is Elliott J. Alpher . Dr. Alpher has been treating craniofacial pain disorders with conservative, non-invasive methods for over 30 years.

Snoring Mouthpiece said...

There are a lot of ways that you can use to stop snoring. Your can modify your lifestyle in mild to moderate cases but you need to seek medical help in severe cases. Try also using Snoring mouthpieces to alleviate snoring.

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