Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Jesus and Moses

A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.”

Startled he looks around the room but there doesn’t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag.
Then he hears the voice again: “Jesus is watching you.”

He looks around the room again, only this time more thoroughly, and he spies a parrot in a cage.

He walks over to the cage and says: “My, my, a talking parrot. Are you Jesus then?”

“No” replies the bird, “I’m Moses.”

The thief is most amused: “What sort of people would call their parrot Moses?” he asks, barely suppressing a laugh.

“The same people that call a Rottweiler Jesus!” replies the parrot.

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