Little Bastards

A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.

Suddenly, just as they are reaching the climax, they hear a noise at the door and the woman says, “Oh God! My husband is home early. Quick, go and hide in the bathroom!”

The husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. “Why are you in bed and naked in the middle of the afternoon?” he asks suspiciously.

The woman smiles and says sweetly, “Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready!”

“Ah, Ok then,” the husband replies, “but I must use the bathroom first.”

Before his wife can stop him, he opens the bathroom door and is greeted by the naked man standing there clapping his hands.

“Who the hell are you!” the husband asks.

“I’m from the extermination company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having trouble with.”

The husband, almost purple with rage, exclaims, “Then why you are naked!”

The man then looks down at himself and exclaims, “Those little bastards!”