Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Blonde Cop

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.” The cop says, “Let me see it, then.”

So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”

1 comment:

Amol said...

Hi, i salute you for your consistancy!
Posting everyday without a miss is not a joke.
And you have been doing it for so many days.
Great work. Even I have some jokes with me.
Will you post them here ?

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