Sunday, April 5, 2009

Are they twins?

A very loud, unattractive, acidic-acting woman walks into the Warehouse with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Warehouse Security dude says, "Good morning and welcome to the Warehouse .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"Ahhh, No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

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