Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twelve: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.
Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Doctors, Nurses, Light bulbs
Posted by joker at 12:33 PM
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