You know you're out of college when

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.

2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.

4. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.

5. 8:00 am is not early.

6. Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.

7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

8. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you... and they're no longer "adults" - they are your peers.

9. You go to parties that police don't raid.

10. Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."