Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Two Dogs, Please
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5 comments:
hahaha. not badd.
but.. how'd you get my website? and do i know you.. ?
-maple
Where do you find all these jokes? They are great. I am glad you enjoyed my blog. Thank you for stopping by.
Hi Maple,
oh you don't know me... It's just part of my daily routine to read blogs. I learn different things about life by looking at others. I also thought that it's just great to know more.
Hope to see you more often.
-Joker
Hi Lisa,
I'm glad that you enjoy the blog.
It has always been my personal interest to read jokes. This blog was created with the initial intention to share them among personal friends and family members. These jokes were collected over time and I'm still looking around. Some were sent to me by friends.
Eventually, I decided to share with the rest. After all, I have nothing to lose to see you guys laughing out loud!
-Joker
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