Sunday, January 18, 2009

Slap the Kisser

There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Pakistani were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Indian had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Indian was thinking: "The Pakistani must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The Indian must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Pakistani and got slapped for it."

The Pakistani was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Indian dumb-ass again."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah .. Pakistanis are good in these things... stabbing in back at night...

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