A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean....
And RAM was the cousin of a goat.....
MEG was the name of my girlfriend
And GIG was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really MEGA bytes
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy You hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu
I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Computer Era
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3 comments:
that was good
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hi joker!! I am not speaking English.. but I feel that yours contents are really interesting..
thanks for your coment y my blog!!
Forgiveness for my words mistakes =)
see you..
like this thorough analysis of the computer. very interesting. my friend once made her students decide on the gender of a computer. may be i'll work on the syndrome...hmmm? thanks for visiting my blog. now that i c yours, really like your content - so lively.
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